Nonaffineness of a punctured affine plane

The punctured affine plane $U={\mathbb{A}}_k^2\setminus \{(0,0)\}$ is not an affine scheme. On its cover $D(x)\cup D(y)$, global sections are $k[x,y{]}_x\cap k[x,y{]}_y=k[x,y]$ inside the field of fractions. Coprimality of $x$ and $y$ proves this equality. If $U$ were affine, its inclusion into ${\mathbb{A}}_k^2$ would be an isomorphism by affine scheme reconstruction from global sections, contradicting the omitted point.