Motion on asphere with speed proportional to sinθ has travel-time line element proportional to dθ2/sin2θ+dϕ2. With z=arsinh(cotθ), this becomes the flat cylindermetric dz2+dϕ2. Shortest lifted paths are straight lines. Nonvertical lines give cotθ=sinh(Aϕ+B); vertical lines are meridians of constant ϕ. The poles lie at infinite travel-timedistance.