Negative heat capacity of a Schwarzschild black hole ($C=-8\pi M^2$)

In units $G=\hslash =c=k_B=1$, a Schwarzschild black hole has Hawking temperature $T=1/(8\pi M)$, so its heat capacity is $dM/dT=-8\pi M^2$. It heats up as it loses mass, preventing stable canonical equilibrium with an unlimited thermal reservoir.